The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,
but because of those who look on and do nothing.

~~~ Albert Einstein

Monday, April 28, 2008

Do we need a list now?

I'm not sure how we got to this- but clearly it's time for a us to sit down with people who insist on bringing children into this world without first actually taking any time to figure out what they should/shouldn't do with said children. These idiot breeders evidently need the rest of us to draw up a list of 'proper behaviors for raising children' and 'things you shouldn't do with kids'.

I figure I'll start the list- but you all can feel free to speak up a little and add to the list. It should read like the warning labels put on electrical devices for the protection of stupid people- short, simple and simple little images help.

Feed the kid
Keep the kid warm
Provide for the kid

Drive drunk with a kid in the car
Try to leave the kid at a strip club
Have drug paraphernalia on you when the cops arrest you for doing the above

Sadly, this list doesn't come in time for some people.

Robert Hancock faces child neglect charges after he tried to leave a 5-month-old baby boy in the care of a nightclub employee.

Deputies say he told the Showgirls nightclub employee that he was on the run from police and needed someone to care for the child.